I have a three year old who is *mostly* potty trained, but occasionally has accidents. Yesterday, he had a little poop accident and this is the conversation that followed.
Me: "What happened?"
Him: (very innocently) "I don't know, I didn't make that poop, that poop isn't mine."
Me: "That isn't your poop in your pants?"
Him: "Nope, it's daddy's."
Me: "Daddy pooped in your pants?"
Him: (very seriously) "Yes, he did."
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